Another first Monday of May, another Met Gala event. This year's theme is Rei Kawakubo/Commes des Garcons.
With such a simple theme to go by, you would think folks would strut the red carpet with dresses and suits inspired by the designer's work. Oh no. Roughly about, say, 99% of the attendees went safe. Watching the E! Red Carpet special, I was bored to tears. So this recap will only focus on those who kept my attention for more than 1 minute.